Pardy fur da New EM abder der Thurzday ebent!!

I am sorry but I can not translate Goblin dialect. 
Eberywunz inbited fur diz. Abder der ebent thurzday nite gunna hed ta Magincia Dockz fur Firewurkz, Cake n Booze!! Ip anywun wantz ta make booze wit der own mezzagez goo fur id. Alzo ip anywun habz firewurkz dey wood like ta blow ub feel free ta bring demz az well. Abder firewurkz ip wez hab enupp hummiez still der mite tozz sum white netz. Neber got uh mezzaj bak frum EM Jewelz sooo derz uh chanze wez iz juzt goin ta da dockz fur firewurkz fur nerg reazun n uh net tozz ;u) Hope ta c eberywun der!! Oooh n da EM ebent iz 9 est. Sooo ruffly we iz lewkin ad aboot 10 est er weneber idz ober!!

There is no such dialect. 

JackFlashUk said:

There is no such dialect. 

Remebering all those conversations with Ozog GiantFart back in the day, I believe this was a Rick Roll in Goblish, but yeah, posting in Goblish on forums about an event always iritated me. not everyone cares to read it outside of the game. just do it like this next time:

Translated From Goblish by Goggle: Everyone is invited to a white net toss At Magincia Docks after the Event Thursday, to celebrate our New EM. Bring Fireworks to help celebrate. Approximate start time should be about 10:00pm EST.

Then continue on in your Goblish *gets the hose*

What

Why on earth would someone post a public announcement in the form of total gibberish?

Lord_Nythrax said:

Why on earth would someone post a public announcement in the form of total gibberish?

It's called role play.  Never heard of a role playing game?  UO is a MMORPG. This is the forum for a MMORPG.  I'm glad I'm here to explain gaming basics to you.

Be nice.  Their knees do not bend.

I got my eye on you Rainstormer!! *glares*

Pawain said:

Lord_Nythrax said:

Why on earth would someone post a public announcement in the form of total gibberish?

It's called role play.  Never heard of a role playing game?  UO is a MMORPG. This is the forum for a MMORPG.  I'm glad I'm here to explain gaming basics to you.

Be nice.  Their knees do not bend.

The point on the table is post it in both an you will get more participants. a good format for these is:


Eberywunz inbited fur diz. Abder der ebent thurzday nite gunna hed ta Magincia Dockz fur Firewurkz, Cake n Booze!! Ip anywun wantz ta make booze wit der own mezzagez goo fur id. Alzo ip anywun habz firewurkz dey wood like ta blow ub feel free ta bring demz az well. Abder firewurkz ip wez hab enupp hummiez still der mite tozz sum white netz. Neber got uh mezzaj bak frum EM Jewelz sooo derz uh chanze wez iz juzt goin ta da dockz fur firewurkz fur nerg reazun n uh net tozz ;u) Hope ta c eberywun der!! Oooh n da EM ebent iz 9 est. Sooo ruffly we iz lewkin ad aboot 10 est er weneber idz ober!!

{Translated by Goblish for Dummies:} 
"Everyone is invited for this. After their event Thursday night gonna head to Magincia docks for fireworks, cake and Booze!! If anyone wants to make booze with their own message go for it. Also if anyone has fireworks they would like to blow up feel free to bring them as well. After fireworks if we have enough people still there, might toss some white nets. Never got a message back from EM Jewels so there's a chance we are just going to the docks for fireworks for no reason and a net toss. Hope to see everyone there!! Ohh and the EM Event is 9 Eastern. So roughly we are looking at about 10 EST or whenever it's over!!"

Pawain said:

It's called role play.  Never heard of a role playing game?  UO is a MMORPG. This is the forum for a MMORPG.  I'm glad I'm here to explain gaming basics to you.

Be nice.  Their knees do not bend.

Lord_Nythrax said:

Pawain said:

It's called role play.  Never heard of a role playing game?  UO is a MMORPG. This is the forum for a MMORPG.  I'm glad I'm here to explain gaming basics to you.

Be nice.  Their knees do not bend.

When communicating with the public, it's best to use an actual language and not roleplay gibberish that someone else will have to come along and translate for you. Let me know if you need any more helpful tips on basic human social functioning.

This is not a public forum.

Only people with accounts to UO can post here or come to the event. It was dang easy to read.

Man you people are perks leave the people having fun alone also goblins are delicious fried and are great live bait 

Pawain said:This is not a public forum.

Only people with accounts to UO can post here or come to the event. It was dang easy to read.

You're a real winner.

Grimbeard said:

Man you people are perks leave the people having fun alone also goblins are delicious fried and are great live bait 

Honestly the goblins are a huge highlight of UO you all should be proud of.  Not everything needs a complaint. 

Chesapeake has the best players, hands down.  Love all of them.  Even the PVPers.

Hope to see you all there.    🙂

EM Obsidian said: