I Died

So i was fighting Miasma this evening on my Sampire, and i have it so i hit my middle mouse button and i automatically attack the nearest thing, so i casted enemy of one and hit my button, what i didn't realize that there was a little bird standing on top of me, so i automatically smacked this little bird and in turn miasma 2 shots me, after a few seconds of goin what the hell just happen, it dawned on me what had happen and i just cracked up laughing, my wife had to come in and check on me, this literally has to be the funniest way ive ever died in UO, to a little sparrow. Whats the funniest or most bizarre way you have all been killed?

Trying to post or talk in chat while fighting.

I had just cast Word of Death on Scalis just as he or one of his summons cast blood oath on me. I took 741 damage.

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Spent days farming greater dragons for best tame I could get. Eventually one spawned in the wall of the cave... unreachable even w AoE spells. Paged a GM to have it moved. Hours later no response . Paged again. An hour later, paged again .

Out of nowhere, the greater dragon disappears. I think, “Awesome! +4hrs but atleast its gone!”  When it instantly reappears directly on top of me & 1shot kills me. Standing there as a ghost saying WTF ?!?  - I get the GM message:

”Thanks for your page! The problem has been resolved, please feel free to page if theres any further issues! Have a great day !”  

The only time in +25yrs of playing UO that I’ve ever rage logged. GM Flibben, I will eventually find you & make u pay... 

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Good stuff!